Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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