My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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