the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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