there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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