I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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