what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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