i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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