whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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