i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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