Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
