I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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