Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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