big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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