Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
tell me about the fingering
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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