Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
its not stalking. its research.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
My ATM looks so different sober.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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