I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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