Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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