Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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