Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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