What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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