I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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