he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
When did angry sex become our thing?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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