Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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