I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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