he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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