So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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