so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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