So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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