you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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