im drinking this country out of the recession.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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