your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You dont lie about slip and slides
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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