this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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