idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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