i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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