Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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