Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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