do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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