It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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