There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
