i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He has the fingertips of a God
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