I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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