and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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