that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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