IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I just want to make out with him forever
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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