That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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