do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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