they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
Randomize
