she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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