He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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