well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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