Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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