My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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