And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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