I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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